The many definitions for Douche Bag:
The scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values. </div>
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
1.A person who thinks that they are just too cool for anyone else. They are pompous assholes and usually don't know what they are talking about. They hang out with other douche bags that act the same way.
2.They can easily be spotted on college campuses around the US.
3.Boys are usually wearing a pre-ripped up hat, cop sunglasses, shell or hemp necklace, Abercrombie, (pink) polo shirt with a popped collar or even better another one on top of that with 2 t-shirts underneath, ripped jeans, and my favorite some kind of sandals mostly flip-flops.
3.Girls on the other hand usually have any combination of too many high/lowlights, too much makeup, willy wonka sun glasses, lots of gaudy jewelery, Abercrombie and other douche shirts like it, ripped up jeans or jean skirts that are frayed up, those ugly baggy yoga pants, designer purses, feet tattoos, and flip-flops. </div>
Hey Stephanie look at that douche bag out there with the popped collar and pre-ripped jeans.
Ashlee Simpson is a douche bag.
Quit being a douche and give me the 5 bucks you owe me.
this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"
A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.
After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.
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